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Bryan Lalik is a student of Hurst Junior High. He is a nookie backstabber and nobody likes him at all. In fact he sucks at all sports, especially his favorite one, baseball. His life is a jazz FAILURE!

Bryan Lalik was born in Bedford, Texas on September 8th, in 1993. He was the son of two parents, Anna and Erik Lalik.
he grew up in a Fort Worth, and lived in this piece of shit box, at a fucking playground, dirty bitch. Later on he stole money from a school cafeteria and sold it for alcoholic beverage to support his problem.

In his junior high years, he was an twinkling womanizer, fucking everything that moved, especially ugly fat chicks. Sure he had a pretty large list of alright girls that wish him, but he blew them off for the fat ass chicks. He loved those floppy titties. He also loved a good cellulose ass when he was in the mood. He had a crush on a teacher of his, who was a sodding(a) man.

When he enrolled at LD Bell high school, he was named honorary homecoming queen as a sophomore, junior, and senior, the only transvestic to do so.



He was captain of the ball-gargling team, and was undefeated all season, universe the only ball-gargler to go 182-0-0 in his ball-gargling high school career. He was drafted by the Milwaukee homosexuals in the NB-GL (National Ball-Gargling League).

His team won the world condescension in ball-gargling while he himself swallowed 427 kills total, a world record. He was most famous for wearing shiny grills that were written in Japanese that said things like, mmmmmmm balls and got transvestite?. He now resides in Hell, Minnesota, with his gay partner, they own 3 test tube babies and a rabid wolf they call Charles, Penelope, Hubert, and Roderick.If you want to get a full essay, order it on our website: Ordercustompaper.com



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